After mounting pressure from Mohamed Al Fayed, a
new cover up is to take place into the
death of his son Dodi and Princess Diana.
There was concern
from all party's involved with the Princess's murder
that the initial whitewash was a little rushed with
too many faux pas to make it
believable.
“This ones got to be water tight, let's give her the
kind of cover up a lady like her deserves.” Said
a security services insider last night.
Osama
In USA rocks shock
Wilma, Andy, Buster
and Osama
Osama bin Laden loves America,
especially its cute
little puppy's.
In an audio tape confirmed to be bin Laden by the CIA, he talks for the first
time about his change of heart.
“I met Wilma and Andy during my gap year from my terror and mayhem
study's. Andy is a typical proud American and I thought at first I'd have to
at least stab him, you know how it is with me and Americans at the moment.
But after Andy took the time to explain the whole freedom of speech thing,
the constitution, I thought, WOW! That's just the kind of thing I've been
looking for.”
Gaddafi
to give up recipes
In a move aimed at appeasing the US,
Libyan leader, Muammar Gaddafi is to reveal his mothers
secret recipe for Dropped
Scones.™ With a promise of more flour based beverages
to follow if sanctions are removed.
The International community broadly
welcomes this development but a
Dropped
Scones
skeptical Donald Rumsfeld wants a little more before
Libya is welcomed back into the fold of non terrorist
nations.
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