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can't resist running along side the car like
Clint Eastwood. |
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| I've
seen a clue, Ruby's under the control of hypnotist,
Paul Mckenna. |
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| Me
with Jeff's book. |
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| Jeffrey
in the clink after Mr Paul McKenna, tricked
him into perjuring himself. |
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In
his continuing quest to interfere in just about everything,
Tony addresses unanswered questions from history.
This months target for his meddling, who shot John
F Kennedy?
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From
the pen of Anthony Blair
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things in Afghanistan a little on the quiet side, I
found that my meddling was to say the least at an all
time low. Time to dust of the old time machine and
do some historical digging. Cherie has made me promise
not to visit Jesus again after we received an irate
note from his father. |
Hey!
Blair, leave my lad alone or I'll
kick your bloody teeth in, ya ninny!
The
Mission
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Now,
we all know the basics of the plot. The book depository,
Lee Harvey Oswald, la de da de da . . .
So the first part of my quest was to see what its like to run along side
the Presidents limousine like Clint Eastwood in that film with the bird
out of Lethal Weapon. Jeepers!, it was fun, I had to keep a straight
face at the nasty bit, (didn't want to give the plot away) if you look
closely at the infamous Zapruder tape you can see I'm sweating a bit
running up Dealy Plaza.
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First
Clue
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a days sun bathing, I must say it's lovely here, I
nip off down to see the assassination of the fore mention
Mr Oswald. A part of me wants to warn him, as he reminds
me a little of a young Cherie. I'm glad that I stayed
quiet because Lurking in the background I spot evil
genius and TV hypnotist, Paul Mckenna smirking as the
dirty deed is being committed. |
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The
Truth
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It
didn't take a lot of prodding with my sonic screwdriver
to get the truth out of McKenna. I wish it was a little
more complicated but it appears the whole thing was
nothing more than a bunch of high school kids messing
around with a teach yourself hypnosis book.
So off I head back to lovely old England, accompanied by Mr McKenna, I
got a job for him involving the ex deputy chairman of the Conservative
party. |
A bloody good read (Psycho Jones, D wing)
The new book from fallen politician Mr Jeffrey Archer is available from
all good book retailers.
Priced competitively at only £17.99 or three ounce of snout.
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