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Bob Winters family feigned busy work schedules to avoid sorting out Granny's affairs. Within 5 minutes at his late Grandmothers house he discovered the family secret, his granny was a hooker.
His holiness, ever alert.
Did Granny need more support.
 






It's in the bag
It's never easy clearing through the remnants of someone's life, you have to be God like on the fate of a loved ones possessions, one for the bin bag, one for the charity shop and occasionally something worth keeping. What you will read and see on this page is a keeper, the diaries of my Granny, the hooker.
13th August 1942
Mavis dropped by after tea with a price list for the club. She tells me that Mr Hawthorn says I can have half of what I bring in. Mavis reckons on a good night that could be up to 20/. Blimey my head goes all whirley at how much nonsense I would have to dispense for that. I'm going to do it, I should have a nice little nest egg for when my Charlie comes home from the war and besides, if I don't have a shag soon, my katie will heal over.
14th August 1942
Mr C
Well I've only bleedin well gone an done it, I tell you when my Charlie comes back he'd be wise to take a lesson from my first punter Mr C', after half an hour with him, I can guess what the C stands for. Mavis reckons he's in politics but I don't think a politician would waste a good cigar during stuff and nonsense, surely not.

Next month Gran and Mavis get familiar



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